Standard BeeVenge Service - includes bees and delivery ($59.99)
BeeVenge Deluxe Service - includes bees, delivery, souvenir video recording ($89.99)
BeeVenge Fun Package - a package of four Standard BeeVenge services for a discounted price ($199.99)
BeeVenge Subscription - one standard BeeVenge delivery every month for a full year ($499.99)
smite all your foes or the same one a dozen times!
Choose Your BeeVenge Message
You gave me syphilis, bitch.
I know you're sleeping with my sister.
I quit!
You are my archnemesis.
I want my money, asshole.
Personalised:
Signature
Anonymous
Signed, your ex-
Love, your archnemesis
Your name / name of person you're framing:
Additional Options
Giant Bees ($50)
Gift-wrap for your BeeVenge package ($10)
Jar of honey ($5) - Taste the sweetness of your revenge all year long
*note: honey not necessarily made by your bees
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All our bee packages come shaken and angry, free of charge.
Sorry we no longer accept credit card orders from the Philippines
delivery 356 days a year, between 8am-5pm
We will inflict your order on any civilian (sorry, we no longer deliver our services to military or gov’t officials due to legal ramifications)
We deliver everywhere in the continental US, in addition to Toronto
For contract services, please call us at 1-800-AHH-BEES. We can offer services custom to your needs and provide a price quote within 24 hours.
It is your responsibility to determine if BeeVenge is legal in your area. BeeVenge assumes no responsibility. We just deliver bees, sometimes with a camera.
