"As the banana's form is perfect evidence that it was created by the Lord our God to be eaten, so is the bee's physiology absolute proof that it was divinely created with only one purpose: covering your philandering spouse in painful, burning stings." - Dr. Erik Rosenblatt, lead bee scientician

The Science Behind BeeVenge

Here at BeeVenge, we are not just about service – we are also about science!  10% of all our profits go to the BeeVenge Institute of Bee Technology which works hard on cutting-edge scientific research to produce meaner, more painful bees to serve YOU!

Our beeologists are working around the clock to build a better bee.  With the help of genetic engineering, we have made great gains:

• Our bees are aggressive and easily agitated but “safer” than Africanised bees, so you don’t need to worry about endangering your enemy’s neighbourhood or harming the environment.
• The side effects from BeeVenge bees last 3-4 times as long as traditional beestings.
• Our bees can sting more than once and survive to sting again!
• Our bees are genetically “encouraged” to rebuild their hive nearby for future revenge.  At this time, however, we cannot guarantee this behaviour and your results may vary.

These modifications ensure an adequate level of terror is felt by your foes. 

How Our Bees Are Made

Anatomy of a BeeVenge Engineered Bee

The Experts Agree:

"Some people would ask "What about the bees? Are they harmed? Do they want to be used as weapons of revenge?"  Well, sir, I know my bees, and my bees like to sting." 

-  Jospeh Ramirez, BeeVenge Beekeeper

Disclaimer: we no longer work with Africanized bees (R.I.P. Martha Wellington, original BeeVenge beekeeper)