Products & Services

NEW! Our BeeVenge Research and Development department are hard at work on new genetically advanced breeds. We are working towards bringing you the finest in the following:

- Psychotic Honey! Bottle this non-fatal honey up and give it to your friend as a gift. Watch them scream in terror and have a nervous breakdown, run around in circles, and babble incoherently! We hope to make Instant Reaction Honey, Timed-delay Honey, and Vicious Honey!

- Venomous Honey! This is fatal honey, developed for military use only. No exceptions.

- Friendly Bees! Not so fast, they may be friendly with a perfect white-teethed smile initially, but they are schemers! They'll hurt your enemy when the time is right. Example: Is your cheating husabdn giving a speech in front of thousands of people? Is your friend about to propose to your ex-girlfriend? That's the time to strike!

- The Biggest Damn Bees you Ever Saw: We're talking basketball-sized bees. They fly. They stare. They SCARE!